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5 Reasons To Plan Next Year’s Holiday Cruise Now

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If you get annoyed by the fact that many stores put out Christmas decorations right after Labor Day, you might want to stop reading now. Because we’re about to advocate that you start planning your 2018 — or even 2019 — holiday cruise right this minute. It might sound insane, but read on and we’ll tell you why it just might be the best holiday-related decision you’ve ever made. At least the best one since the year you wisely realized that Tickle-Me-Elmo was going to be a massive seller, bought 500 of them and made a killing on eBay.

Why Book Your 2018 Holiday Cruise Now?

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1. It ain’t easy getting everyone on the same page.

Now, we’re making the assumption that you’re going to want to spend the holidays with friends and/or family. If you’ve ever organized a family vacation, you know how tough that can be. Aunt Judy doesn’t want to go to a port she has to fly to, and your sister Regina refuses to take her kids out of school a day early. (Even though, let’s face it… one more day in the educational system probably won’t help those two.) It’s going to take a while (and a whole lot of patience) to pull this together, so… better get started.

2. Give people time to save.

You’ve already got a special savings account dedicated to your cruises. Every week, you have money transferred from your checking to your savings account. No, not the normal savings account. The one that you only use for cruises. But the rest of your travel mates might need a little time to save up for the holiday cruise, so booking a year in advance gives them a little leeway.

3. Suddenly, Christmas shopping is a lot easier.

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You know how impossible it is to figure out what to get your brother-in-law? The one who hates every gift he has ever gotten? Once you’ve decided that the family’s going on a cruise next year, you can give him gift certificates that can be used on board. Birthday? Check. Anniversary? Check. Or, better still, everyone going on the trip can agree that the trip is your gift to one another and that nobody’s buying anyone anything for the next year!

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Is there anything better than a ship all decked-out for the holidays?

4. Two words: Cyber Monday.

If you must, feel free to go out and risk being trampled by the Black Friday crowds. But if you ask us, nothing beats the amazing Cyber Monday deals you can find by hitting your favorite websites. Plus, you don’t even have to get dressed to do so. (Unless, of course, you’re doing your Cyber Monday shopping at the office… then it’s probably advised to wear at least a little something.) Count on just about every cruise line offering Cyber Monday deals, making it a great time to book the family vacation for next year.

5. You deserve it. 

Instead of spending all day cooking a turkey that will be eaten in 10 minutes and complained about by your cousin, why not give thanks that someone else is doing all the work? And why spend Christmas Eve whipping up endless batches of eggnog when you can have bartenders making mudslides? A holiday cruise is the very definition of win/win: Everyone gets to have a great time, and nobody has to do all of the onerous chores which go along with hosting.

holiday cruiseForget cooking a pie… let someone serve it to you!

Have you ever taken a Christmas or Thanksgiving cruise? What was the best part? 

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Creating The Ultimate Cruise Ship

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Cruisers tend to fall into two different categories. There are those who are loyal to one line, whether because of its rewards program or the fact that it “fits” their particular style. Others jump from line to line, often deciding which ship to sail on based on the amenities — from restaurants to ropes courses — it happens to offer. And it is those in the latter category for whom we’ve decided to create the ultimate cruise ship.

Imagine if you could take the best features from each ship and meld them into something of a Frankenship. What would you take from the various ships you’ve sailed over the years? We compiled some of our favorite elements to create our dream ship. Read on to see what we’d steal from Carnival, Royal Caribbean, Norwegian and Princess ships… then hit the comments to add your own elements!

The Ultimate Cruise Ship

Ship Design, Interior
We’re not naming names or pointing fingers, but too many ships have public spaces that are basically indistinguishable squares and rectangles. By thinking outside the literal box, Royal Caribbean’s public spaces offer unconventional shapes and eclectic designs that make exploring a delight. (It doesn’t hurt that many of those spaces are filled with unique, occasionally downright odd, artworks.)

You never know what you’ll find on the Royal Esplanade.

Ship Design, Exterior
Norwegian changed the game with their Waterfront area, putting passengers on their megaships closer to the ocean they love thanks to venues which offer indoor or outdoor seating. And it’s not just the restaurants. Want to sip a drink at an outdoor table while listening to the jazz band playing in fat cats? Thanks to the fact they pipe the music outside, you can. So popular is this format that it’s definitely become a trend, with ships like Carnival Vista and MSC Seaside among the latest to offer their spin on it.

Dining venues along The Waterfront offer beautiful sea views.

Cocktail Bar
Every ship offers specialty drinks at their watering holes, but Carnival elevated the game with the introduction of the Alchemy Bar. Don’t come here looking for a glass of wine or a beer. This hot spot is all about hand-crafted cocktails that are, as the menu says, “mood enhancers developed by our mixologists.” Don’t see something on the menu — which is almost as much fun to read as the drinks are to consume — that’s to your liking? The bartenders will make something specifically for you, with or without alcohol. (But if you don’t find the Cucumber Sunrise to be the most refreshing thing you’ve ever consumed on a cruise ship, there might be something wrong with you!)

The Alchemy Bar has the cure for what ails you.

Wine Bar
Over the past few years, many cruise lines have introduced wine bars. But Holland America put a unique spin on the concept by introducing Blend on the ms Koningsdam. Passengers are offered the opportunity to bring out their inner Angela Channing (and bonus points if you get the TV reference) by creating their own vintage. After learning a little bit about wine and creating their signature label, guests can then take their bottle of vino to dinner!

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Entertainment Venue
Every ship has a theater, but Royal Caribbean’s Anthem of the Seas is the only ship currently sailing out of the United States in which you’ll find the jawdropping Two70 complex. During the day, the two-story aft-facing space offers to-die-for views and a great place to snag lunch (thanks to the attached Cafe Two70). But at night, the space transforms into a theater space combining live performers and technology for a one-of-a-kind experience that redefines the concept of cruise ship entertainment. (We suspect Eden, the dining and entertainment complex which will be unveiled when Celebrity Edge debuts in 2018, will give Two70 some competition in this category!)

Entertainment offered in Two70 is as jawdropping as the venue itself.

Asian Restaurant
There are a fair number of so-so Asian restaurants on cruise ships. And then there is Carnival Cruise Line’s take on the standard, JiJi’s Asian Kitchen. From the simple-yet-elegant design to the limited-but-perfectly-curated menu, this place gets everything right. The pork belly melts in your mouth, the Kung Pao chicken has just the right kick and the house cocktail — a green tea martini — goes down almost too easily. It’s impossible to imagine our Ultimate Cruise Ship not finding room for this gem.

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Nanjing Style Duck. photo credit: CCL

Unique Dining Experience
In some of the categories we’ve listed, there’s room for debate. But this one is, as far as we’re concerned, a slam dunk for Royal Caribbean’s Wonderland. From the magical menu to the unusual presentation of each course, this is a foodie’s paradise. But be warned: dishes like Tomato Water and Liquid Lobster won’t be for everyone. This is not a place for picky eaters or children, despite the Alice in Wonderland theme. But if you’re adventurous and ready for a meal you’ll never forget, this is definitely the spot for you.

Believe it or not, this is what passes for a “salad” in Wonderland!

Beverage Package
There’s no clear winner here, so instead, we want to pick-and-choose elements from the drink packages offered by a few lines. While we’re not big fans of Carnival’s 15-drinks-a-day rule, we love that it includes things like coffees, milkshakes and smoothies. (The fact that those cut into your 15 drinks a day are where the problem comes in.) And while Norwegian’s drink package is ridiculously priced at over $100 a day (and does not include nearly the selection that Carnival’s Cheers! package does), the vast majority of cruisers are able to get the package as a “free” perk when booking.

Bed
That’s right, we’ve thought of everything… including the place where you’re going to rest up for the next day’s activities. And honestly, there was no choice but to go with Princess Cruise Line’s Luxury Bed. They consulted a sleep-expert when developing it, for heaven’s sake! So loved is this bed that people actually come home from cruises and order one for their own home.

What features, venues or other attributes would you insist that your “ultimate cruise ship” come equipped with?

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In Defense Of Cruising

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“Seriously? You’re going on another cruise?” Someone in your life has probably said it, their voices filled with incredulity, as if your favorite pasttime is as impossible to understand as quantum physics. And yet again, you find yourself having to mount an argument in defense of cruising… even if doing so is sort of a waste of time. Because the only rational response is also the vaguest: “Try it… you’ll like it.”

I took my first cruise just over three years ago. It wasn’t motivated by any great desire to give cruising a try. In fact, despite loving the ocean and growing up borderline obsessed with The Love Boat (or maybe just Charro), I’d never actually considered hitting the high seas as a vacation option. Truth be told that first trip wasn’t actually about cruising, it was about escaping. I was about to turn 50 years old, and figured the best way to avoid any and all markings of the milestone would be to go somewhere, alone, and weep into a few cocktails.

So much for the idea of aging gracefully.

As I was debating where to go, a friend complained about how traffic on the Henry Hudson Parkway always got snarled on days when cruise ships were docked at the pier in midtown Manhattan. I’d love to say that I did a lot of research in order to decide which ship I’d take where, but… I’d be lying.

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I knew I didn’t want to fly before or after the cruise, which meant sailing out of Manhattan. The good news is that when New York City is your homeport, you can get on a ship almost any weekend. The bad news, and it’s not really all that bad, is that your options are rather limited. It happened that the Norwegian Breakaway was doing a 7-day sailing to the Bahamas the week of my birthday, so while necessity may be the mother of invention, convenience was what gave birth to my obsession.

A few days into the trip, I was instant messaging with my best friend back home. “Dude,” I said to him, “this is amazing! I’m having the best time I’ve ever had!”

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Without missing a beat, he responded, “Drinking. Gambling. Eating out. What, exactly, did you think you wouldn’t like about cruising?” It was the kind of moment that would inspire Homer Simpson to utter, “D’oh!” while slapping his head comically.

Mounting A Defense Of Cruising

By the end of that first week, I was hooked. I’d had an amazing week, met some incredible people, eaten at an array of great restaurants, danced until dawn, swum in the bluest waters I’d ever seen and — despite having done all this and more — found time to relax in a way I hadn’t in years. Before I was even off the ship, I’d booked another cruise. And then another.

Ever since, I take at least two cruises a year, and spend the months in between each trip planning the next one. To bastardize an old country song, I think about cruising once a day, every day… all day long, and this proves endlessly amusing to some of the people in my life who don’t “get” my obsession.

Every now and again, one of those people will — I assume simply to amuse themselves — try and push my buttons. They’ll ask the questions every non-cruiser asks those of us who know what they’re missing. Of course, I have the standardized answers that we all have at the ready. (“Actually, it’s not expensive when you look at what’s included and compare it to the price of a land-based vacation.”) And if they really want to have a serious discussion, I’m more than happy to share my thoughts on everything from food (“I’d say Royal Caribbean’s Wonderland is one of the best dining experiences I’ve ever had, on land or at sea.”) to balcony preferences (“Once you go aft-facing balcony, you never go back.”).

I’ve even managed to convince a couple folks that they should give cruising a try. (Not my best friend, but hey, I’m workin’ on him… )

I’m sure cruising isn’t for everyone, and statistics show that there’s a vast swath of the American public who’ve never been on a ship. If they want to hear me explain why they should set aside their preconceived notions and give it a try, I’m more than happy to do so. But they can’t blame me if my enthusiasm results in them coming down with cruise fever. After all, it’s incredibly contagious!

Do you have people in your life who just don’t “get” your love of cruising? 

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Rude Cruisers: The Crew Are Not Your Servants

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One of the things we all love about going on cruises is the opportunity to let other people take care of us. We eat out instead of cooking. Someone comes in and makes our bed each day. At night, they fill our ice bucket and maybe turn our towels into fluffy creatures. For the duration of our vacation they treat us like royalty. But there’s a fine line between allowing yourself to be pampered and treating the crew like crap. And it’s a line that some rude cruisers cross a little too easily.

Don’t Be Like These Rude Cruisers

We’ve all seen them. If we’re being honest, we may occasionally have been them… although I’m going to give us, collectively, the benefit of the doubt and assume it was by accident (or as a result of having one too many cocktails). But the rude cruisers we’re specifically addressing here don’t “accidentally” slip into the realm of bad behavior, they live there… comfortably. They’re not renting, they own.

Read More: 10 Cruisers People Can’t Stand

What’s always fascinated me about these people is that they are almost never who you might expect them to be. For example, it’s rarely the people who travel in the highest-priced room on the ship and have money to burn. Instead, it’s usually people whose attitude is, “I paid a lot for this cruise, and I’m going to get my money’s worth out of it!” They take more food than they could possibly eat at the buffet, they will push to the front of any line, they are chair hogs of the highest order… and they treat the crew like crap. To be sure, this is not exclusive to cruising. I’m also a big Disney fan, and you see the same behavior at Disney World’s theme parks. The big difference? There, the entitled attitude is directed at fellow park guests, on ships, it’s directed at the hard-working crew.

So what type of behavior are we talking about, specifically, when it comes to cruises? Here are a few example I experienced during one of my most recent trips.

Cold As Ice (Cream)

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I was walking from the buffet down to my stateroom, and I happened to be behind a group of people who were taking the same staircase. One of the women in the group declared that she was full and didn’t want the rest of her ice cream cone. Rather than throw it in the trash, she literally dropped it on the floor. When someone else in her party asked what she was doing — essentially, calling her out in far nicer terms than I was barely resisting the urge to do — she replied, “Shut up, these people are here to clean up after me.”

Color Me Shocked

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While not everyone was thrilled with the decision, Carnival Cruise Line — in order to both save money and help the environment — opted to stop using table clothes in the main dining room (except on Formal Nights). They also, in an effort to help parents keep their kids entertained during dinner, provide coloring books and crayons during dinner. Do you see where this is going? Can you picture my expression as a child got it into his head that he’d rather color the table than the provided coloring book? The boy’s mom immediately realized how wrong this was and tried putting an end to his outside-the-lines (of decency) coloring, so score a point for good parenting! But then take that point away again, because Dad told his wife to let their juvenile offender keep on coloring, adding, “The waiter can deal with it when we’re done.” I’m sure the guy left the person who’d be cleaning up his child’s mess a big tip… right? (Yeah, right.)

No Deposit, No Return

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Those buckets of beer they sell are convenient as heck, right? You get several beers and an awesome way to carry them from spot to spot! But one guy apparently decided that what wasn’t convenient was returning the bucket full of empties. Rather than leave them on the bar or even in his room for a steward to collect, he — while walking down the hall — pulled a drop-and-run, leaving his empties in the basket attached to the front of a fellow guest’s mobility scooter. Fortunately, the scooter’s user probably never knew what had happened, as a passing crew member retrieved the bucket and did what the rude cruiser should have done himself.

Kid Stuff

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Cagney’s – photo: NCL

Some people complain that children should not be allowed in specialty restaurants, especially the steak house. But one family decided that the place was not only kid-friendly (which it is), but a babysitting service. After sitting with their three children, the oldest of whom couldn’t have been more than 10, the parents placed their order and then, when the wife realized there was a limited-time-sale about to end in the atrium, left — with her husband — and was gone for over 30 minutes. Their offspring were incredibly well behaved… for about 10 minutes, after which they began running around the room, screaming and generally annoying other guests. The staff did their best to control the situation… and what was their reward for doing so? When Mom and Dad eventually returned to find the food they’d ordered on the table, they sent them back, complaining the meals weren’t hot.

Rude Cruisers Take Note

When walking up the gangway before a cruise, we want to leave our worries on the shore. But some decide to also leave their manners and civility behind, and that’s a shame. Because while the staff works hard for their money, they shouldn’t be treated in so shameful a manner. It’s rude, crude and socially unacceptable… or at least should be.

Have you witnessed rude cruisers that make your blood boil on behalf of the crew members? 

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