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7 Things I’ll Never Say on a Cruise

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I don’t want to name names or point fingers, but I know more than a few of my fellow cruisers have done some serious binge shopping in the duty free store. Me? I’m usually not even sure where the shop is. But everyone is different. So the list of things I’d never say or do on a ship are going to be different than your list. Here’s my list of words you’ll never hear me utter while I’m at sea. Time to play, “I’ve shown you mine, now show me yours!”

1.  “Why yes, please tell me more about the exclusive jewelry line available only during this sailing!”

photo: flickr/Jaxport

photo: flickr/Jaxport

2.  “A sexy legs contest? Well, sign me up!”

photo: flickr/Elliot Margolies

3.  “Who’s going to join me for that 6 am Zumba class?”

photo: flickr/Edson Hong

4.  “Nah, I don’t mind the single supplement. I mean, it’s only fair, right? After all, I eat as much as two people!”

photo: flickr/taminator

5.  “Some after-dinner Let It Ride? No thanks, I’m skipping the casino and making it an early night.”

photo: flickr/Jasperdo

6.  “I wish they’d make more early-morning announcements!”

photo: flickr/Jasperdo

7.  “I’ll skip dessert. I couldn’t eat another bite!”

photo: flickr/taminator

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