What NOT To Bring On A Cruise

So in 7 days I set sail on my cruise to The Bahamas on Royal Caribbeans “Monarch of the Sea’s.” As I was sitting in my office earlier I was thinking not what I need to pack, but what NOT to pack on a cruise.  I started writing a list of things not to bring.  Before you read this, ladies, you will probably disagree with me on a  lot of these things  

 These are in no particular order:

1. An iron — your bag will get confiscated
2. Towels — there are towels all over the ship
3. Shampoo and Soap — there is plenty in your room, unless your picky
4. Bathrobe — usually provided in room
5. Booze — or if you do, BE SMART
6. Gun or Knives — do I REALLY need to explain why?
7. Too much clothes
8. Too much shoes
9. Cell phone – esp. if you have an iPhone (ask me about my $580 cell bill)

I am open to your thoughts, those were just a couple of things that came to the top of mind.