Menu: Punchliner Comedy Brunch

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George Lopez and Guy Fieri in NYC. (photo: CCL)

Here’s the menu that will be offered in the Punchliner Comedy Brunch aboard Carnival’s fleet. The Punchliner Comedy Brunch is part of Carnival’s Fun Ship 2.0 program. Learn more about the Punchliner Comedy Club.

The menu items are inspired and some created by George Lopez himself.


What could be better than being in a comedy club in the middle of the ocean that serves brunch? I mean, nothing goes better with jokes than a side of bacon. So order up your favorite dish and enjoy the show! Just don’t laugh with food in your mouth, OK?


eggs benedict – Only Americans would name eggs after some random guy named Benedict. Dig into these classic Eggs Benedict

served with your choice of ham or salmon, hollandaise sauce, and zesty home fries.

omelettes -For people too lazy to scramble their own eggs. Choose from plain, spinach, tomato, mushrooms,

peppers, onions, bacon, ham, swiss or cheddar. —-egg white omelet on request

dos huevos -Get some huevos this morning, cooked however you like ’e m. Served with your choice of dos sides. (That means “two” in Spanish.)


corned-beef hash – sliced ham – cheddar grits – grilled tomato – hickory-smoked sliced bacon

hash-browned potatoes – pork link sausage – chicken sausage – turkey bacon

george’s recipes

huevos rancheros -Better than Nana used to make. Delicious chicken quesadilla, topped with fried eggs, manchego cheese

breakfast burrito -This ain’t your basic wrap. This is a bonafide, big-and-hearty burrito, with all the good stuff that makes it breakfast.

and mucho más Mexican flavors and other words you wouldn’t understand.

One soft tortilla, filled with scrambled egg, chorizo, beans, and a whole lot more Mexican goodness.

opening act

flamin’ tomatoes soup-Grilled tomatoes, puréed into a smooth soup that’s smoky, rich, and bold. Just like me.

bagel breakfast -How it’s done back in the states – a bagel with plenty of cream cheese and smoked salmon.

fresh fruit platter with cottage cheese (or plain) -You have to be healthy sometimes. Maybe today’s that day.

caesar salad-Did you know the Caesar salad is a Mexican invention? It just might be the best thing to come out of Mexico.

Well, other than tequila. This one’s served with fried chicken and jerk bacon.

You can learn more about Carnival’s Fun Ship 2.0 here.

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  1. […] Debuting on Carnival Miracle is the Punchliner Comedy Brunch that will take place on sea days in the ships main dining room. This complimentary dining event is paired with hourly performances by comedians and great food. Guests can enjoy dishes with a comedic twist, such as: Flamin’ Tomatoes Soup and Caesar Salad; Headliners featuring Funny French Toast, Pappardelle Pasta, and Mac & Cheese available with applewood smoked bacon, chicken or steak; and Punchline, a decadent dessert menu with caramelized cheesecake, banana crème pie and others. A selection of breakfast dishes are also served. See menu here. […]

  2. […] After the thrill ride we did the Punchliner Comedy Brunch Presented by George Lopez. This brunch happens on sea days between 10am-1pm. We did the 10am seating in the Sapphire Restaurant and the menu was very broad and covered everyone’s taste. Personally, I thought it was difficult for the comedians to perform that early because they are used to the late night drunk crowd, instead of the early morning hung-over crowd. You can see the menu for comedy brunch here. […]

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